May 2013
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I have come to realize how nerdy I am. Yesterday, my roommate and I were watching Olan Rogers videos on Youtube and she made a comment about how he seems like someone I would date and I started laughing because I couldn’t get over how much I enjoy his nerdy-ness. Seriously, every couple of sentences out of his mouth is a reference to some movie or TV show. His cat is freakin’ named...
“Actually that’s my secret — I can’t even talk about you to anybody because I...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night
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This is the most disrespectful display of bad... →
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While watching Saved By the Bell
Me: That guy is way too muscly to be in high school. Look at those muscles in his butt!
Jessie: He has muscles on his muscles!
ivemetvintagepeople asked: You've already won over my heart with the Tegan and Sara post
Do you guys realize how fancy Tegan And Sara...
Other bands: I think you'll be perfect for me.
Tegan And Sara: Maybe you would have been something I'd be good at.
Other bands: When I was fourteen.
Tegan And Sara: When I was four plus a ten.
Other bands: Do you wanna get serious?
Tegan And Sara: Go steady with me.
Other bands: We broke up. Fuck you.
Tegan And Sara: I want your lungs to stop working without me.
Other bands: Let's have sex.
Tegan And Sara: Let's make things physical.
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
IF A GIRL SHAVES THE DAY YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO HANG, YOU DO NOT BAIL ON HER.
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I really don’t like girls’ nights. Some girls get way too into being girly and it is not something I enjoy doing. However, when it’s the right girls, like it was tonight, I could care less how stereotypically girly we are being.
“If you love a flower, don’t pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it...”
– Osho
samandhismusic asked: "Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal." - From a headstone in Ireland
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I got through work without thinking about it. The drive home was sad, though. I kept thinking about memories of him and how much I had wanted to see what he did with his life. How he’s not able to see his siblings grow up. How young he was.
It’s been a year.
one-millionpieces:
I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I stop talking because I realize that no one is listening
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“He wanted to draw out the moment before the moment—because as good as kissing...”
– An Abundance of Katherines | John Green
bubblenuggets:
weasleysweaters:
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius
samandhismusic asked: Zachary Levi! I love the show 'Chuck' so much. Have you ever seen it?
the-tricky-angel-gabriel:
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
the accuracy of this post is alarming.
snarkandsuch:
damngruchy:
hailthelordylordypicca:
i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy
NO YOU DON’T
I, too, wish someone loved an incorrect concept of who I am and spent years idolizing said image and created a corrupt image of himself to try to win my favor over my husband while throwing extravagant parties in the hopes that I would be awed by such things and leave my...
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sometimelow:
do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep
