One of the traps of adolescence is the sort of paranoid resentment that somehow...– Stephen Fry
She's been found!
Praise the Lord!
Walking into a room with the TV on
Me: What are you -
TV: What do you think, Bones?
Me: Oh. Gotcha.
Don’t make everyone know about your sadness.– John Steinbeck
I’ve never known anyone to go missing before. This is breaking my heart. Lord, please bring her home!
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but this song needs to get out of my head before I bite someone’s head off!
holy poop, am i attracted to you presently.
When I go see a movie in theaters, by the time all the previews have finished, I have forgotten which movie I had gone for.
Me: Stop using my deodorant. I pay for that stuff.
Me: Stop using my body spray. I pay for that stuff.
Me: Stop using my eyeliner. I pay for that stuff.
Sister: Fine. Ok...but not really.
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
What if our baby comes in after nine? What if your eyes close before mine?– Ingrid Michaelson - Giving Up
peacelovecatsklaine: Reblog if you always check your post for splelling and, punctuation errors before posting. Why would someone make a post like this? Are you trying to drive me crazy? The misspelling of “spelling” and the random, misused comma?
The Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer (tumblr embedded.)