Dear Andrew Garfield,
I really hate to break this to you, but you are starting to have some competition with Dylan O’Brien. I know you don’t want to hear this since you’ve had my heart for so many years so far. But Dylan O’Brien is just as goofy and attractive as you and I just don’t know what you do. Be encouraged, though. The fact that you played Spiderman is a very positive factor. I also have seen almost every movie of yours and can name most of them, whereas I cannot with Dylan O’Brien. I just thought you should be aware.
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN! ANDREW GARFIELD! TEARS DOWN MY FACE!
I can’t get over that movie. I want to watch it again now.
HOW DID I MISS THAT? I knew it was coming up. I guess I forgot what with all the moving in and such.
I’m sorry, baby. Happy birthday!
Plus, people want to be friends with me. I like the whole living at college thing.
If I had to choose someone other than myself for Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone is a good candidate. I still don’t like that they are together though.